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	<description>You've been Ben-ana'd!</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Da Teef</title>
		<link>http://www.ben-ana.com/silvia/da-teef</link>
		<comments>http://www.ben-ana.com/silvia/da-teef#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Silvia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[da teef]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ring]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Da Teef.
Silvia washing her hands in da washroom&#8230;
Da Teef steals da ring&#8230;
Da Teef: &#8220;Now I&#8217;ve got da booty!&#8221;Silvia: &#8220;Who&#8217;s Oody? Who&#8217;s Rudy?&#8221;
Kasia &#038; Katie are assigned to da case.
&#8220;We got a real who done it on our hands!&#8221;
&#8220;No&#8230;  Who da teef?!&#8221;
Da Teef is spotted outside da washroom.
Identity revealed&#8230;
&#8230;Not so fast. True [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The story of <em>Da Teef</em>.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-1.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #1" width="330" height="248" />Silvia washing her hands in da washroom&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-31"></span><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-2.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #2" width="330" height="248" />Da Teef steals da ring&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-3.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #3" width="330" height="248" />Da Teef: &#8220;Now I&#8217;ve got da booty!&#8221;<br />Silvia: &#8220;Who&#8217;s Oody? Who&#8217;s Rudy?&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-4.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #4" width="330" height="248" />Kasia &#038; Katie are assigned to da case.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-5.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;We got a real who done it on our hands!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-6.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #6" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;No&#8230;  Who da teef?!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-7.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #7" width="330" height="248" />Da Teef is spotted outside da washroom.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-8.jpg" alt="Da Teef - Picture #8" width="330" height="248" />Identity revealed&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/teef-9.gif" alt="Da Teef - Picture #9" width="330" height="248" />&#8230;Not so fast. True culprite yet to be revealed!</p>
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		<title>Bacon and Eggs</title>
		<link>http://www.ben-ana.com/silvia/bacon-and-eggs</link>
		<comments>http://www.ben-ana.com/silvia/bacon-and-eggs#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Silvia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bacon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[eggs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Silvia and how Halloween will never be the same again.
&#8220;Hey, Voula, wanna dress up for Halloween?&#8221;
&#8220;Ya Silvia, let&#8217;s be bacon and eggs!&#8221;
Bacon gets dressed&#8230;
&#8220;Where the heck is eggs?!&#8221;
Meanwhile at egg&#8217;s house&#8230;
&#8220;Are you supposed to be poo?&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The story of Silvia and how Halloween will never be the same again.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-1.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #1" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Hey, Voula, wanna dress up for Halloween?&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-30"></span><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-2.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #2" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Ya Silvia, let&#8217;s be bacon and eggs!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-3.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #3" width="330" height="248" />Bacon gets dressed&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-4.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #4" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Where the heck is eggs?!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-5.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />Meanwhile at egg&#8217;s house&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/bacon-6.jpg" alt="Bacon and Eggs - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Are you supposed to be poo?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Poo and Run</title>
		<link>http://www.ben-ana.com/kristie/poo-and-run</link>
		<comments>http://www.ben-ana.com/kristie/poo-and-run#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kristie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[poo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[run]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Kristie Kent doing #2.
&#8220;Hey, Dee, it&#8217;s Kristie. You home? I need to use your washroom!&#8221;
&#8220;Sorry man, I couldn&#8217;t hold it! I&#8217;ll just be a second.&#8221;
What&#8217;s taking so long?!?!
&#8220;Don&#8217;t go in there for about 10 minutes! See ya, I gotta run!&#8221;
&#8220;WHAT SMELLS?!!!!!!!!&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The story of Kristie Kent doing #2.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/poo-and-run-1.jpg" alt="Poo and Run - Picture #1" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Hey, Dee, it&#8217;s Kristie. You home? I need to use your washroom!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-29"></span><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/poo-and-run-2.jpg" alt="Poo and Run - Picture #2" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Sorry man, I couldn&#8217;t hold it! I&#8217;ll just be a second.&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/poo-and-run-3.jpg" alt="Poo and Run - Picture #3" width="330" height="248" />What&#8217;s taking so long?!?!</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/poo-and-run-4.jpg" alt="Poo and Run - Picture #4" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Don&#8217;t go in there for about 10 minutes! See ya, I gotta run!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/poo-and-run-5.jpg" alt="Poo and Run - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;WHAT SMELLS?!!!!!!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Stumpy</title>
		<link>http://www.ben-ana.com/burns/stumpy</link>
		<comments>http://www.ben-ana.com/burns/stumpy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Burns]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stumpy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Jacqueline Burns and an awkward wedding dinner.
Jackie dancing at a wedding&#8230;
A slow song comes on&#8230;
&#8220;Wanna dance?&#8221;
Cup or wrist? CUP OR WRIST?!
What the F@#$?
CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OoOoooo&#8230; Awkward! (high pitched)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The story of Jacqueline Burns and an awkward wedding dinner.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-1.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #1" width="330" height="248" />Jackie dancing at a wedding&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-28"></span><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-2.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #2" width="330" height="248" />A slow song comes on&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-3.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #3" width="330" height="248" />&#8220;Wanna dance?&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-4.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #4" width="330" height="248" />Cup or wrist? CUP OR WRIST?!</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-5.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />What the F@#$?</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-6.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #6" width="330" height="248" />CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/stumpy-7.jpg" alt="Stumpy - Picture #7" width="330" height="248" />OoOoooo&#8230; Awkward! (high pitched)</p>
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		<title>The Incident</title>
		<link>http://www.ben-ana.com/burns/the-incident</link>
		<comments>http://www.ben-ana.com/burns/the-incident#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 17:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Burns]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grenade]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[matrix]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shotgun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Jacqueline Burns, Matrix, the bazooka and the grenade.
Jackie walking down the hall&#8230;
Here comes Matrix&#8230;
What&#8217;s he up to?
*Guchung*
What the F@#$?
BOMBS&#8230;
A&#8230;
&#8230;WAY!
(dies of a broken heart)
BURNS SAVES THE DAY AND STEALS KATIE&#8217;S VICTORY DANCE!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The story of Jacqueline Burns, Matrix, the bazooka and the grenade.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-1.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #1" width="330" height="248" />Jackie walking down the hall&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><span id="more-4"></span><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-2.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #2" width="330" height="248" />Here comes Matrix&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-3.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #3" width="330" height="248" />What&#8217;s he up to?</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-4.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #4" width="330" height="248" />*Guchung*</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-5.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #5" width="330" height="248" />What the F@#$?</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-6.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #6" width="330" height="248" />BOMBS&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-7.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #7" width="330" height="248" />A&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-8.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #8" width="330" height="248" />&#8230;WAY!</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-9.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #9" width="330" height="248" />(dies of a broken heart)</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://static.dionappana.com/ben-ana/incident-10.jpg" alt="The Incident - Picture #10" width="330" height="248" />BURNS SAVES THE DAY AND STEALS KATIE&#8217;S VICTORY DANCE!</p>
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